Planet Karuge
'Karuge has never done anything for me as God. I've been praying all of my life to Him and still He hasn't removed that wart from my ass. It actually seems to be growing!' (Del Creagh)Religion In Karuge's World
- Karugeist 43%
(271,034,343 believers)- Adulatorist 5%
(31,515,621 believers)- Caloity 14%
(88,243,739 believers)- Leaperism 18%
(113,456,236 believers)- Methodsist 20%
(126,062,485 believers)
Population : 630,312,427
World Ends : 13th Oct 2035
Nuclear Capable : Fiji Islands, Iraq, Montserrat, Morocco, Portugal, Reunion, Tanzania, Ukraine
Nuked Countries : Morocco, Iraq, Ukraine, Portugal, Reunion, Montserrat
Karuge's Wrath!!
- On 06th Aug 2035 Karuge declared war on swans. Within an hour half of the population of the bird in Saint Kitts And Nevis had disappeared, presumed culled. However they might have just emigated. Who really knows bar Tierney Hanley?
- In an interview with Sweden's biggest television celebrity Shayne Boden, God announced that he was partial to romantic strolls on the beach, candelit dinners and eating Persian Cats alive.
The Anti-Karuge
The Anti-Karuge was Colette Schuh a 36-year-old woman from Tonga.
The Saviour
And with a limp wrist and a kind heart Anton Dormer entered the World at Karuge's command in order to demonstrate peace to all men.
This is the End
100% of the World's population woke up on the morning of 13th Oct 2035 with lava in their mouths.